Japanese adventure

Author: erqiu
Word count: 6026
Chihe is the former mayor of our city. Because he used public funds to eat and drink, he was called the “eating and drinking mayor”. In addition, Chihe often travels abroad in the name of investigation. This time, Chihe took a delegation to travel to Japan in the name of inspecting municipal construction. Chihe spent a month in Japan, traveled to several cities, and encountered ten anecdotes.
Adventure 1: Washing feet of beautiful women becomes the main drink
Chihe’s first stop is Tokyo. Chihe’s son married the daughter of Tokyo Mayor Taro Ishihara, so when Chihe arrived in Tokyo, Taro Ishihara hosted a banquet for him. After ordering, Taro Ishihara asked, “My dear, what kind of wine do you want to drink? Beer? White wine? Or red wine?”
Chihe said modestly, “Anything you want.”
Taro Ishihara: “It’s more convenient for the in-laws to choose one.”
Chihe thought for a while, then said, let’s have some white wine.
Ishihara Taro said to the waiter, serve liquor.
As soon as she finished speaking, a beautiful waitress fetched a basin of clean water from the bathroom in the private room, then sat on the sofa next to the dining table, took off her high-heeled shoes and stockings, and washed her feet in the water. For about a quarter of an hour, she poured the basin of footwashing water into a glass jug, and then poured the footwashing water into each guest’s cup with the glass jug.
Chi He and several Chinese officials with him were dumbfounded. But Taro Ishihara and the accompanying Japanese officials were calm. Seeing the expressions of Chihe and the others, Taro Ishihara explained: “Dear family, the so-called white wine is the water for washing the feet of beautiful women, beer is the holy water for beautiful women, and red wine is the sweat of beautiful women’s feet. It is popular in Japan to drink this now, and they are much better than the original wine. You don’t know their prices. The holy water of beautiful women is 10,000 yen per liter; the foot washing water of beautiful women is also 10,000 yen per liter; , Down to ordinary men, they all like to drink them. His Majesty the King likes to drink the holy water of beauties the most, and the dog’s prime minister likes to drink the foot sweat of beauties, because the foot sweat of beauties is very expensive, so the dog’s prime minister was impeached for embezzling money. I like to drink the footwashing water of beauties the most. You might as well have a taste.” After finishing speaking, Taro Ishihara and other officials drank the water in the cup of beauties’ footwashing.
After listening to Taro Ishihara’s words, Chihe and the others watched Taro Ishihara and the others drink it up in one gulp, thinking that the water for washing feet of beautiful women might be delicious. Coupled with the fact that the host’s kindness is hard to refrain from, Chihe and the others also raised their wine glasses and drank all the beauty’s foot-washing water in one gulp. After drinking, Chihe and the others felt really good.
Ishihara Taro felt very good and happy seeing Chihe, thinking that his hospitality was satisfactory. He asked the waiter to continue pouring footwash water into the cup. The beautiful waitress brought over the footbath, poured the rest of the footwash water into the glass jug, and poured them one by one.
“Come on, let’s have a drink together.” Ishihara Taro suggested.
So, all the people at the table stood up, clinked glasses with each other, and drank all the beautiful women’s foot-washing water in the cups.
The pretty waitress then pours the footwash into their wine glassesmiddle. Meanwhile, two other beautiful waitresses took off their high heels and stockings and washed their feet. After they finished drinking the foot-washing water from the first waiter, the foot-washing water from the second waitress was served to them again.
Everyone toasted “wine” to each other, and soon the second and third beautiful waitresses also drank up the footwashing water. More and more beautiful female waitresses washed their feet. In the end, ten people drank ten pots of beautiful women’s foot-washing water.
After leaving the hotel, Ishihara Taro and Chi He got into the same car. Taro Ishihara said: In-laws, the last time Prime Minister Xiaogou hosted a banquet for President Buishi, it was good French wine. But Bushi refused to drink it. He said, “I heard that Japan is now drinking beauties’ footwashing water. I want to try it too.” Finally, the puppy served Bushi with beauties’ footwashing water, and the two of them drank three pots of beauties’ footwashing water. After drinking it, Bushi said, “It’s really delicious. After I return to China, I will also promote the drinking of beautiful women’s foot-washing water, and replace alcohol with beautiful women’s foot-washing water.”
When Chihe left Tokyo, Taro Ishihara hosted Chihe again and gave him a farewell party. This time, Taro Ishihara hosted Chihe alone. Since Chihe drank the beauty’s footwashing water last time, he had a good aftertaste. He thought that he had tasted the beauty’s footwashing water, but he hadn’t tasted the beauty’s holy water and the beauty’s foot sweat. The foot sweat of a beautiful woman is very expensive, and Chi He is too embarrassed to ask for it. Anyway, after returning to China, it’s easy to drink the sweat of beautiful women’s feet, and you don’t need to spend money. So, Chihe said, “Family, let’s drink beer this time.”
Taro Ishihara: “Serve the beer.” Immediately, a beautiful waitress took the glass jug to the sofa money, and poured it into the glass jug. He poured wine for them with a glass jug.
Taro Ishihara: “Toast you, and see you off. Do it.” After finishing speaking, Taro Ishihara clinked glasses with Chihe, and the two drank the holy water of the beauty in the cup. Taro Ishihara asked: “My in-laws, how does it taste?” Chi He smacked his lips and said, “It tastes good. It really tastes good.” Taro Ishihara “Drink more if it tastes good.”
Next, Taro Ishihara and Chihe kept clinking glasses, and the two drank the holy water of 10 beauties. After drinking, eat, drink, and talk, I didn’t expect Japan to be so good. The table provides footwashing water and holy water for beauties. Ishihara Taro said proudly: “This is a Japanese feature, and other countries do not have this project.”
Adventure 2: A man’s tongue becomes a beautiful woman’s shoe shine cloth
Because he and Ishihara are in-laws, Chihe stayed in Tokyo for a few more days. He lived alone in Ishihara’s home and did not have activities with other members of the “investigation team”. On this day, Taro Ishihara took Chihe for a drive in Tokyo, and Chihe kept seeing men licking the shoes of beautiful women on the street. Chi He asked why.
Taro Ishihara: In Japan, a man’s tongue is a beautiful woman’s shoe shine. If there is some dust on a beautiful woman’s shoes, all she needs to do is say to a man, “My shoes are dirty, what do you think should I do?” The man will obediently kneel at her feet and stick out his tongue to lick her shoes clean. High heels are the easiest to lick. Boots and canvas shoes take some time to lick. Sandals also take time because they have to be licked inside and out.
Chihe: If you are licked for a long time, won’t the beauty be tired if she keeps standing?
Taro Ishihara: Under normal circumstances, beauties sit, and there are seats at home, school, work, and transportation. in bigOn the street, in order to facilitate the beautiful women to sit, many seats are also set up. If you can’t find a seat, that’s okay. beauty as long as handy