fart love

Author: imoto
Word count: 50588
Chapter 1 School starts
The sun showed a smiling face from the thick clouds, and the bright sunlight shot to the earth in an instant, and everything woke up. All this indicates that a new day has begun.
In front of a large floor-to-ceiling window, there is a slightly messy bed. In the middle of the bed, some crumpled clothes were randomly piled up.
Under the quilt, there was a handsome boy with delicate features and long hair sleeping, who looked about fifteen or sixteen years old.
Obviously, that boy is our protagonist – Ouyang Yun. And at this moment, he obviously hasn’t woken up yet, under the fully closed eyelids, the two eyeballs are flexible.
Her lips move around, and she smacks her lips from time to time, wondering what sweet dreams she is having.
“Ring, ring, ring~” A rapid alarm clock rang without losing the opportunity, and then I saw a white and slender arm quickly stretched out from the quilt, along the pillow beside the bed
He groped all the way to a small bench under the lamp holder, and skillfully grabbed the poor little alarm clock, and quickly retracted it into the bed.
In less than a few seconds, the rapid sound of the alarm clock stopped abruptly, and then the boy sat up straight like a carp.
“Hey! It’s dawn, and I’m going to school again!…”
Ouyang Yun rubbed his sleepy eyes, stretched his waist while yawning, and was still talking vaguely like a dream but not a dream.
At this time, it was already bright outside, and the sound of bustling people was coming from outside the window.
Since the building where Ouyang Yun’s family lived happened to be a bazaar, there were many uncles and aunts coming to buy vegetables at dawn every day to join in the fun.
So usually even if the alarm clock doesn’t ring, Ouyang Yun will be woken up by the traffic and the sound of sirens and horns. Regarding this, Ouyang Yun is not worried at all.
“Today is the first day of school, you have to report to school early!” Suddenly remembering this extremely important matter, Ouyang Yun woke up instantly.
“Oops, if you are late on the first day of school, it will be over, and you will definitely be left with a bad impression by the new head teacher in the public! I need to hurry up!”
Thinking of this, Ouyang Yun no longer cared about his image, and put on the new school uniform prepared by the bedside the night before with the speed of a firefighter.
Since he lived alone in this city for a long time, Ouyang Yun’s self-care ability is much better than that of ordinary children of the same age. He folded the quilt and made the bed very skillfully, and quickly
He jumped out of the door and rushed down the stairs at a speed of sprinting a hundred meters, only to hear a “thump, thud, thud” sound, and a figure had already flashed into the bathroom downstairs.
A few minutes later, Ouyang Yun finished his habitual washing process every morning, looked at his handsome face in the mirror, and hummed triumphantly.
“I don’t know the school I’m going to. Are there many beauties? If I can get a lot of them without delaying my studies…hehe!”
Thoughts ran wild in my mind for a while,Ouyang Yun couldn’t help showing an extremely wretched and pig-like expression on his face, and the clear saliva rolled slowly along the corner of his mouth, as if there would be a flash of blood at any time.
May flow down. Such an expression, appearing on the face of our handsome guy, obviously does not match his identity and image, but there is a secret in it. .
In this world, very few people know that Ouyang Yun has an unknown side, that is, his true nature after taking off the disguise and returning to the basics.
If you use an inappropriate sentence to describe it, it is that you have the heart of a middle-aged obscene and perverted uncle.
Of course, the secret that Ouyang Yun was able to discover himself began with that adventure a year ago.
It was an adventure, but it was actually just a very ordinary experience. The specific process can be traced back to two years ago, when Ouyang Yun was a sophomore in high school.
One morning, Ouyang Yun woke up late. In order to catch up with the time for school, he could only put on his clothes, and ran to school without washing his face, brushing his teeth, or eating breakfast. When he came to the school gate,
My stomach growled suddenly with hunger, and I happened to catch a glimpse of a young couple selling pancakes at the school gate. So he touched the few dollars in his pocket and decided to buy a pancake to satisfy his hunger.
At that time, there were four or five young men and women who were waiting in line to buy pancakes in front of the pancake stand. They seemed to be students from the same school in appearance and appearance, so they also moved over and lined up.
Seeing that the business was going well, the couple were extremely busy. The male stall owner was sweating profusely, while skillfully kneading the prepared dough, while the female was using iron tongs to knead the dough one by one.
The golden pancakes, which were still steaming just after they were taken out, were packed in transparent food bags and delivered to every student.
When Ouyang Yun was about to be in the queue, Ouyang Yun clearly saw that the female stall owner’s hand holding the clip trembled, then she frowned slightly, put down the clip tremblingly, and rubbed her hands gently.
Stomach, the male stall owner saw her like that, and while spreading out the cake quickly, he asked anxiously, “What’s the matter, is your stomach uncomfortable? Are you okay?”
The female stall owner kneaded for a while to see if there were still people waiting to buy cakes. Somewhat embarrassed, he picked up the tongs and continued to pack the pancakes.
But it seemed that God failed as people wished, and the female stall owner’s stomach didn’t stop there. In less than five minutes, the abdominal pain returned.
“Pfft!” There was a not-so-loud fart sound from behind the female stall owner, followed by a faint smell. The students who hadn’t bought any pancakes obviously smelled the smell, and covered their noses and walked away.
Lost. The female stall owner looked at them leaving in embarrassment, her face turned red instantly. But it may be because of that fart, the abdominal pain is obviously much better.
When all the other students left, Ouyang Yun unexpectedly did not leave, but stood there very calmly and continued to wait.
This doesn’t mean that Ouyang Yun is not afraid of the smell, but on the contrary, the smell of the opposite sex excites him even more. At this time, he tried his best to conceal the physiological reaction of his lower body, and his face was flushed, ready to pay for it.
cake. The female stall owner greeted him with an apologetic smile, “I’m sorry, I feel a little sick to my stomach today!” and delivered the steaming pancakes to him.
Ouyang YunaAt that time, the heartbeat speed has been accelerated a lot, and the corner of the eye keeps aiming at