Author: wudiex
Word count: 123359
1. First acquaintance
I opened WeChat and found that a person added me as a friend. Click on it and see the word “Xiaoying” written on it.
Zheng Ying? Click on the profile picture, you can barely recognize it, is it Zheng Ying?
Zheng Ying is just a friend of a friend. That friend and I often drink together, and her friend who is a friend is also sometimes there. Although we often meet each other, we are almost limited to knowing a name, and we don’t have a phone number or add QQ or anything. She is small and short, probably around 155, but her proportions are pretty good, and her legs are relatively plump—of course, they are still within the normal range. It doesn’t mean that she is fat. On the contrary, if she doesn’t consider her height, she looks better than some models. In other words, she’s my type. In fact, more importantly, I like her legs. When I was drinking with her, I had imagined slipping through her crotch countless times. This is a special hobby of mine. Personality, a bit unreasonable, quite domineering, but quite capable of making jokes.
Although he teased her from time to time at the wine table, he actually didn’t know her very well in private.
What did she add me for? I don’t know her well. But you can’t reject someone just because you don’t know them well, so I added it. In fact, I was a little ecstatic.
“Is Hi there?” I sent her a message after passing.
“Hee hee, do you know who I am?” Followed by a happy smile, she came back.
“Oh, isn’t this our goddess Xiaoying! Why did you add me? I don’t have any money to borrow!”
“Ah bah! I won’t ask you for a loan!”
“I can rest assured that!”
“Actually, it’s nothing. I saw your WeChat account today, so I tried to see if I could add it. I didn’t expect it to be added. Look at your circle of friends, it’s quite artistic.”
Oh, she must have seen my account through that friend’s WeChat account. Although she might not be able to tell it was me from the name, but the big head portrait knew it was me.
What she said made me blush a little. Just those sour words written on our circle of friends have become evidence of literature and art. I thought only those non-mainstream Shamat would like it. I didn’t expect to become a representative of literature and art in Zheng Ying’s eyes, and I was really surprised.
“It seems that your literary level has come to an end.” I teased her.
“It looked quite ordinary at the beginning, but in the middle it started to be literary…”
“You want to say that I, 2B, greet you directly, don’t beat around the bush!”
“Hahahaha, I was just joking with you.”
I don’t know how to pick it up, so I ignore her. After a while, she sent another message: “Why is your WeChat name so strange?”
It’s a bit embarrassing. My WeChat name is indeed a bit strange. My nickname is “Beer mixed with urine”. Not sure how to explain it to her, so I switched on bullshit mode: “Because beer and piss lookIt looks almost the same, they are all yellow with bubbles, just one ice and one warm. ”
“You have a lot of research on urine, don’t you?”
“Is this the only thing that needs to be studied?”
“Then next time, don’t drink beer, drink urine instead.”
“Aren’t you disgusting?” Actually, I wanted to tell her “drink yours” like I usually tease her, but after all, I’m not too familiar with it, so let’s forget it. Let’s get back to normal first.
“Stop talking about disgusting things, are you still coming out today?” She asked me.
“What about you?” I asked her back.
“Go, there’s nothing to do anyway.”
“Are you going? Oh, then I won’t go.” An expression of waving goodbye was added at the end.
“Why?”
“I’m afraid you’ll mix my wine with urine.” Having said that, I’m actually quite looking forward to her really mixing urine with my wine, of course it must be her urine.
“Hahaha, don’t you want to mix it? Do you want to drink pure? It’s okay, I’ll treat you to drink!”
“Bah, bah, bah!”
2. Germination
That friend really called me that night, so I went too, and as soon as I got there, I saw Zheng Ying sitting there. She laughed when she saw me, other people were puzzled, only the two of us knew what we were laughing at. Because of the chat during the day, we obviously talked too much at night.
My friends were all drunk and went out to dance. I didn’t like to move so I didn’t go, and neither did Zheng Ying. She moved closer and said, “What are you drinking?”
“Wine…” I feel a little confused, don’t everyone drink the same?
“No urine?” She said badly.
“without……”
“I’m in a hurry to urinate, please drink.” She finally laughed.
“Okay, bring it!” Taking advantage of the drunkenness, I handed her the cup, and I bet she wouldn’t dare to take it.
Unexpectedly, she actually picked up my cup and went out. Does she really want to buy me a pee? I was a little uneasy, looking forward to it, but also afraid.
“Here, here you are!” After a long time, she really came in with a glass of unknown contents and handed it to me.
“…” I took it suspiciously. I was scared and excited, and my hands were shaking a little. Looking at the inside of the cup, it was like plain water, colorless. This is normal, because she drank a lot and has gone to the toilet several times, so her pee is almost watery.
“Drink, drink, please drink my urine!” She was sitting on the sofa and collapsed on the sofa laughing.
Do you want to drink? Do you want to drink? In fact, I want to drink a little bit, but what if I really drink and she thinks I’m a pervert?
“Why don’t you drink it? Don’t you like it?” She was still lying on the sofa and couldn’t get up. “If you don’t drink again, I won’t buy you any more!”
Concentrated, he put the cup to his mouth, took a sip and drank it down.
“How does it taste?” She sat up straight and looked at me with wide eyes.
“It’s tasteless, it’s delicious.” After speaking, I drank it all in one gulp.
“Hahahaha you are really