i am my wife’s son

Author: a_a
Word count: 3930
After my wife left, I lay quietly on the hospital bed, waiting for death to come. I passed away quietly at 13:40 in the afternoon. In order to prevent black and white impermanence from finding me. 5 minutes before I died, I had my soul out of my body.

(At this time, I was already a ghost.) Since the soul cannot see light, otherwise I will be scattered, so I have been hiding in the water tank of the women’s toilet during the day. I didn’t leave the hospital until nightfall. As soon as he left the hospital, he was hunted down by black and white impermanence. I hid from Tibet and came to a women’s university in Chengdu, and I went to the girls’ dormitory. I hid in the women’s toilet in Li 3 Lu. There are flush toilets installed in the women’s toilets, and there are six toilet rooms. At this time, Black and White Wuchang also went outside the women’s toilets. Suddenly a beautiful woman in a fairy costume appeared. I knew she was not human, so I asked her who are you? She said: “I am the god of the toilet, the toilet god of the women’s toilet, in charge of all the women’s toilets in the world. What are you doing, a male ghost, running into the women’s toilet? Do you want to harm the girls here?” I said, “I don’t want to harm anyone. I was chased here by Impermanence of Black and White. My last wish in life has not been fulfilled. I don’t want to go with them. Please help me explain that I don’t have time”! Because when I was talking to the toilet god, there happened to be a girl going to the toilet inside. For the convenience of not disturbing the girls, Black and White Wuchang didn’t come in. Of course, the toilet god girl and I can’t see it, and the voice girl talking to the toilet god can’t hear it either. So it didn’t disturb the girls who went to the toilet. At this time, the toilet god said: “You have to hide in the toilet, so they can’t catch you. If you want to pass these 3 days without incident, you have to stay in the toilet. Because of feces, peeing is the most taboo thing. But what you have to bear is to be bathed by girls’ urine, but when they defecate, you have to use your mouth. Because your body is transparent, if you don’t eat it, it will fall on your face or head. Because they can’t see you, so it falls on your face. Their poop looks like they are on fire. Poop floating in the middle of the toilet will scare the girls. Since the female body is in the toilet water and you swallow it, they will look like poop in the toilet water. This will not scare the girls. If you scare a girl, I am not only not helping you, but I will punish you.” Then the toilet god continued: “I’m leaving first, I have to inspect other women’s toilets, I will send you out in 3 days, I wish you good luck kid”! After saying that she disappeared. Then I hid in a toilet in the third toilet. Hei Hei Wu Chang did not wait long, because he wanted to collect other ghosts and left.

I stayed in the toilet quietly, when there were 3 girls who came to the toilet together. A girl also said: “I’ve been holding back for a class, but I couldn’t help it anymore. She walked into my room, took off her hakama, sat on the toilet and started to defecate. A burst of yellow urine came down and drenched my body all over, making my whole body smell bad. Why can’t I get up after peeing? Is she going to get a tuba! As soon as the words fell in her heart, her asshole began to squirm, it’s not good for her to poop. But I have been prepared for this, because these toiletsGod said it when he left. A piece of shit came out of her asshole and I had to open my mouth to let her poop fall into mine. Because I’m not real anymore, I’m just a ghost. I can smell her poop, but I can’t taste her poop. The smell makes me very uncomfortable, and the taste is like eating tasteless steamed buns. In this way, she finished pulling, and I finished eating. After getting up, the fresh air from the outside poured into the toilet, so as not to be so depressed. After wiping her buttocks, she threw the tissue into the toilet paper basket. He turned the toilet and left without even looking.