The Alternative Life of an Extraordinary Woman

Author: ybrx
Word count: 72279
Chapter 1 My First Memory

My baby name is Jian Jiji, and I only got the name Jian Ruxue when I was in junior high school. Before I was four years old, I had very little memory, except for three things that I remembered so vividly that I could not forget them for the rest of my life.

The first thing was that one sweltering night when I was just three years old, I was awakened by a “pop” sound. I sat up and saw a scene that surprised me. My mother was sitting on my father’s chest, slapping his cheek with both hands. After a while, my mother turned her back to me and put her gang men on my father’s mouth, and my father sucked desperately on my mother’s gang men. Soon, I saw my mother’s golden shit slowly falling into my father’s mouth one by one. After drinking it all, my mother spat into my father’s mouth and asked with a smile, “Son, is it fragrant?” My father kowtowed and replied, “It’s so fragrant, Mom.” When my mother was about to put one of her feet into my father’s mouth, she suddenly found me. Mom was obviously taken aback. Just now, mom and your dad were playing an intimate game. Since you saw this kind of thing between mom and dad, don’t talk nonsense outside. If you talk nonsense, you will be ridiculed by others. In fact, other people’s parents also play like this. Remember what mom said?” Naturally, I nodded obediently and said, “Mom, I won’t talk nonsense, because you and dad are just playing like this to give me a younger brother.” After hearing this, mom and dad couldn’t help laughing “haha”.

The second thing was two months after this incident, one morning, before dawn, I woke up early because I was forced to pee. I couldn’t find the urinal under the bed, so I had to run out in a hurry. At this time, I heard the sound of slapping. Outside the toilet of my house, my grandfather was wearing only a pair of dark blue shorts, kneeling in front of my mother, who was slapping his black and thin cheeks with her arms round, cursing: “You old dog, you woke me up before dawn, and you will starve to death after a while. My big bowl of vomit last night didn’t fill you up, old dog.There is no law of the king. I don’t know how many slaps I had, and my mother might have lost her energy. She was still puzzled, and used her nails to pinch three bloody gashes on Grandpa’s cheek. Grandpa’s teeth cracked in pain, but he didn’t dare to cry out. Mother’s anger subsided a lot. She stretched her nostrils to Grandpa’s mouth. After sneezing, he spit several mouthfuls of thick sputum into his grandfather’s mouth, and his grandfather excitedly called “Old Ancestor” and kept knocking his head. Mother kicked the shit bowl on the ground to my grandfather’s mouth and said, “This is a delicacy that your little ancestor and I carefully brewed for you, an old dog overnight. Please eat it quickly. “Grandfather kowtowed three times to the excrement and urine of my mother and I in the excrement basin, buried his whole face in the excrement basin, and started to eat and drink. At this time, my mother found me in a daze. She was startled at first, but immediately regained her composure. It was the year when your mother first married your father. He was begging on the street, and happened to pass out from hunger in front of our house, and was discovered by my mother. My mother couldn’t help but see death, so she rescued him. When he woke up, he couldn’t get up on his knees, and kept kowtowing, begging me to take him in. He wanted to drive him out, but in the end he couldn’t stand his pleading. The next few months seemed to be very peaceful. During the month when your mother gave birth to you, you were not allowed to leave the house. Your grandma was busy washing your diapers, so your grandma put the excrement basin outside the door at dawn and asked him to take it to the toilet to empty it. Half a month later, your grandma ran to the toilet in a hurry due to diarrhea, and accidentally found the old dog buried her face in the shit bowl and devoured the excrement and urine of your grandma and me overnight. You poop-eating dog, you love to eat poop, you should tell me earlier, to save me and my daughter so much trouble, from tonight, you will be my and my daughter’s toilet. After hearing this, the old dog kowtowed excitedly to your grandma for a long time, full of gratitude. Your grandma told me about this right away, and my mother didn’t object. I thought that this would save one person’s rations, so from that day on, this old dog can only rely on the excrement and urine of his mother and your grandma plus your excrement and urine. “Although I didn’t fully understand what my mother said, after all, it probably meantTo put it bluntly, without saying a word, I kicked the old dog on the ear, “Go away, I want to pee.” Mom smiled reassuringly, “Baby, why don’t you let this shit-eating dog lick your face?”