Country Fun Stories

Author: xiaolili
Word count: 3437
“Sister-in-law, I heard from elder brother that he made a fool of you yesterday, did you spray shit?” Qiangzi asked teasingly as soon as he entered the door.
As soon as the words were finished, the sister-in-law threw a cucumber in Qiangzi’s face, “Little brat, you know how to eat my mother’s tofu since you were a child, but when you grow up, you still won’t let me go, and you will hurt my mother as soon as you enter the door.”
“Sister-in-law, don’t tell me, let’s listen to it, don’t you think elder brother doesn’t mind, yo, this cucumber is really juicy, could it be that sister-in-law just took it out from below?” Qiangzi caught the cucumber and continued to tease sister-in-law.
The eldest brother was not angry when he heard Qiangzi’s words, and said with a smile, “Ah Gui, Qiangzi has grown up touching your tits. He is not an outsider, so you can talk to him.”
“You two brothers like to see me make a fool of myself so much, okay, then I’ll tell Qiangzi how I sprayed your brother with shit yesterday.” The sister-in-law said angrily.
“It’s up to you, anyway, you didn’t lick me clean in the end anyway.” The elder brother laughed loudly.
“Don’t interrupt, don’t you want to listen!” The sister-in-law looked a little annoyed.
Qiangzi hurriedly covered his elder brother’s mouth, and apologized with a smile, “All right, sister-in-law, please continue, we promise not to interrupt.”
Both of them stared at sister-in-law closely, wanting to hear what she had to say.
“Didn’t my relatives in the village hold banquets for Chinese New Year? I have been constipated recently. I couldn’t get in and out for several days. My stomach was distended several times, and I felt uncomfortable. I discussed with your elder brother whether to go to the hospital to get some medicine, but he was so stingy. He said that he had to go to the hospital for such a trivial matter. I will help you out. I also believed his evil and agreed. In the end, I was lying on the ground at night. Li. At that time, I almost passed out from the pain, my eyes turned white, and your elder brother didn’t stop punching, and the whole fist kept drilling in.” The sister-in-law stared fiercely at the elder brother as she spoke.
“I’ve been playing with your shithole before. My dick can go in. I guess I can go in with my fist.” The elder brother laughed.
“Can it be the same? Your fist is as big as your four dicks, how big is my shit eye?” The sister-in-law gestured with her left hand and stretched out a finger with her right hand.
“Then what happened later? Sister-in-law, did the elder brother’s fist go in?” Qiangzi was curious about the plot behind it.
“How can I not go in, with your big brother’s ass temper, if I don’t let him in, how can I stand today? He pressed my sister-in-law’s leg, grabbed my sister-in-law with one hand, and burrowed in with the other hand. My sister-in-law’s excrement eyes were all cracked, blood came out, and it hurt so hot.”
“Then sister-in-law, won’t you let elder brother stop?” Qiangzi asked curiously.
“I can’t bear it. Although the excrement eye is cracked and hurts, but the excrement eye is also very itchy. Your elder brother’s fist is much stronger than his dick. His fist has been drilled in, and his arm has expanded his intestines. The whole intestines are full. Sister-in-law, I feel like I’m going to heaven. If I don’t let him twitch faster, my sister-in-law is already trying to bear it.”As a result, I was not willing to let him stop. “Speaking of this, my sister-in-law’s face turned red, and she was a little embarrassed.
“Sister-in-law, you are such a dick, for the comfort of shit eyes, you even risk your life.” Qiangzi teased his sister-in-law.
“My sister-in-law doesn’t know why my shit eye is so flirtatious. The more it hurts, the more it hurts, the more it hurts, the more comfortable it is. Now it’s uncomfortable without something in my shit eye.” My sister-in-law is also a little embarrassed when talking about her shit eye.
“Listen to sister-in-law, you still have something stuffed in your poop hole now? Could it be that I was right just now, this cucumber was really taken out from under you? Sister-in-law let me see your poop eye.” Qiangzi listened and began to flirt with sister-in-law. The eldest brother watched and didn’t speak, just wanted to see sister-in-law make a fool of herself.
“If you want to see it so much, let you see my sister-in-law’s stinky asshole. It stinks to death.” Seeing that the elder brother didn’t stop her, the sister-in-law also let go a little, walked up to Qiangzi, lay down on the table, and lifted up her own skirt. Qiangzi took a look, and suddenly felt a little thirsty. It turned out that the sister-in-law was not wearing anything under the skirt, and all she could see was the thick black forest and the bloodshot eyes of the sister-in-law. Water was still dripping from the black forest. Obviously, talking about the private affairs of myself and my husband in front of my uncle and showing my body in front of my husband made my sister-in-law feel a little estrous, and the dicks of the elder brother and Qiangzi also paid tribute to the sister-in-law’s body.
Patting his sister-in-law’s snowy buttocks, Qiangzi resisted the urge to raise his gun and went into battle, and continued to ask, “Sister-in-law, didn’t you say that there is something stuffed in your shit hole? Why can’t you see it?”
“You’re stupid, if you want to see what’s in my poop hole, you have to open my sister-in-law’s poop hole yourself, and use your hands to dig it out. My sister-in-law’s poop hole is hurting so badly now that I can’t squeeze the stuff out.” Sister-in-law gave Qiangzi a white look.
“Aren’t you afraid of hurting sister-in-law?” Hearing that sister-in-law agreed to play with her shithole, Qiangzi smiled and comforted sister-in-law, but he didn’t hesitate to pick out sister-in-law’s shithole.
“What are you afraid of? The more you hurt my sister-in-law, the happier you will be. It’s good if it hurts to death.” As soon as the sister-in-law finished speaking, she felt a sharp pain in her shit eye. Qiangzi’s hand was already digging inside. As Qiangzi’s hand went deeper, the bursts of pain and pleasure made the sister-in-law’s mind go blank, her tongue spit out unconsciously, drooling, and the stream in the black forest was also flowing non-stop.
“Wow, there are so many things hidden in sister-in-law’s poop.” Qiangzi looked at the cucumbers and potatoes that he took out and couldn’t help sighing. And the sister-in-law at the side has already rolled her eyes, and she can’t take it easy.
“Damn Qiangzi, you really hurt my sister-in-law to death. It’s okay to take out something, and I almost got out of breath.” After a while, my sister-in-law finally recovered and complained to Qiangzi.
“Sister-in-law, this is what you said yourself, and you are willing to die of pain. I am doing everything according to your instructions. But speaking of it, there are actually cucumbers hidden in the eyes of sister-in-law’s excrement. Then the cucumber that hit me must have been pulled out from under you, sister-in-law. This is really a gift from sister-in-law. No, I want to taste the taste of the cucumber that sister-in-law let go right now.””Ah, my sister-in-law tastes really good.”
“Stupid Qiangzi, look, there is still room for your cucumber under my sister-in-law just now.