toilet

Author: zzbx
Word count: 4600

Along with the performance on the stage, the crowd cheered again. It was a warm weekend night, and I skipped the last class in the afternoon just to get in early and have fun. Everyone is having a great time, it’s the first weekend after summer after all.
At the reception, I kept chatting up beautiful women, but unfortunately no one left me. Depressed, I had to drink alone. Although I can’t drink enough, I have already downed two glasses of beer, and now my stomach is a bit too much. I staggered to find the toilet, and saw a long queue outside the toilet from a distance. I was a little apprehensive, but relieved when I got up close. It turned out that there was a queue outside the women’s room, so I went straight into the men’s room, thinking how nice it is to be a man while I solve the problem.
“This is outrageous, it’s not fair.” As soon as I walked out of the toilet, I heard a woman’s voice. I turned my head and saw a brown-haired girl standing at the end of the line. She was wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans, looking at me angrily.
“Are you blaming me?” I was a little bit dumbfounded.
“I’ve been waiting for five minutes, but there are ten people ahead. I can’t hold it anymore.”
“Well, that’s hard.” I nodded.
“But you guys don’t have to wait, it’s not fair. The school isn’t fair.” She punched me hard on the shoulder.
“Then what can I do?” I rubbed my sore shoulder, are all freshmen so angry now? “Won’t you fix it in the woods? Or piss in your bf’s mouth?” I joked
Suddenly, her eyes lit up, “Good idea, I’ll let you be my boyfriend.” Before I could answer, she dragged me out. This must be a joke, right? I thought of it this way, anyway, it can’t be a bad thing for a little beauty to invite you to the woods somewhere. So I went with her.
“Okay, let’s go here.” When she reached a place with dense trees, she stopped and looked at me. “What are you waiting for?”