gorgeous holy water

Author: siwameinv
Word count: 100784
I opened my eyes and looked at my watch. It was past 10 o’clock. The wife next to me had already gone to work. So did Xiangzi and Manman. Only me and Yanli were left in the whole house. Thinking back to the exciting story last night, I can’t get enough of it. It seems that last night I thought about the gorgeous coquettish pee and masturbated, ha ha. Get up, put on shorts, and go to the toilet to pee.
Just as she was leaving the room, she happened to see Yanli also open the door and come out. What a coincidence, it seemed that she had just woken up too.
“Morning!” I greeted her.
“Well, good morning. Are you going to the bathroom?” she asked me.
“Yeah!” I nodded.
“Then hold back for a while, I’ll go first, ladies first, don’t you object!” She said as she walked in front of me.
“Okay.” I didn’t talk to her, I could bear it for a while, so I sat down on the sofa and waited.
I saw that she had just closed the toilet door and came out again, as if she took something from the dining table and went in again.
What the hell is this stinky girl doing? I’m still urinating.
In about three to five minutes, she came out. In his hand was a glass of dark yellow liquid that was still frothy. Oh, let me go, let me drink your urine so anxiously, even more anxiously than I want to drink.
“You should try it this time, the beer I brewed for you is a one-night brew!” Yanli said with a smile.
“I’ll talk about it later.” I have to pee first
When I finished booing, I started to wash my face, and I heard her knocking on the toilet door
“What are you doing?” I opened the door
“Nothing? Just to see if you’re done, that wine…”
“Why are you in a hurry, wait until I wash my face and brush my teeth, okay?” I interrupted her with a frown, and said to myself, don’t bother me, this little girl.
“Oh.” Seeing that I was a little displeased, she stuck out her cute little tongue.
After working for a while, I came out of the toilet and saw her sitting on the sofa and smiling at me, with the glass of “beer” on the coffee table. I sat down beside her.
She didn’t dare to urge me anymore, I saw her put on a pitiful look again, so I picked up the glass of “beer”.
Before the wine glass touched my mouth, I smelled the pungent ammonia and foul smell. I frowned and put the wine glass down again. Can I drink this? I have to spit out the bile. The morning urine is too strong, and I can’t do it. The reason I have a bad attitude towards her is that I have no intention of drinking her morning urine.
“What’s the matter? Why don’t you drink?” she asked.
“Is this wine a good wine made by you?” I asked her back.
“Yes, I brewed this all night!”
“It’s too long to brew for one night. This wine has expired, so I won’t drink it. You don’t even look at it, and you dare to boast that it’s delicious. Let me take a sip?” I made an excuse, I really admire my wit, and clicked 32 likes.
“It seems to be!” She stuck out her tongue again. She picked up the cup of urine and left. I sat on the sofa and breathed a sigh of relief. At least I got away with it. I picked up my phone to watch the news.
After a while, she came over again, put a cup of light yellow liquid on the coffee table, narrowed her glasses into a crescent shape, and smiled at me.
“you sayWrong, this wine has not expired, it was puree just now, the concentration is too high, so you can’t drink it, now I have blended it, it must be delicious now, you should try it! ”
This… I just fucked up. I also said that I am witty, compared to her, it’s a scumbag. What I said is so reasonable. I’m afraid her witty has more than 3,200 likes.
I stared at her speechless.
“Hey! This is the third time this girl has invited you to drink. You have worked so hard to brew it and blend it well. You can’t save my face and make me work for nothing!” She laughed evilly again, making it the last knife.
It seems that I really can’t refuse it. I see that this glass of “wine” has weakened a lot, so it shouldn’t be difficult to drink, I think. So I simply picked it up and took a sip. It was salty, and the smell was already very light, not bad at all.
“Haha! You’re so drunk, you even dare to drink my urine.” She smiled happily, this time because there was no one, she laughed a lot.
Seeing her happy appearance, I seem to be in a good mood too. I am a good person who helps others.
I asked her: “Why do you have to let me drink this!”
“I just think it’s fun! Someone is willing to drink my gorgeous urine!” This time she directly said the word “piss”.
I picked up the cup and drank it down. “Now you are satisfied!”
“Hey! You drink slowly, why are you in a hurry. Good wine should be tasted slowly.”
“Didn’t I taste the first bite?”
“Oh, yes, is it good wine after tasting it?”
“It’s good wine.”
“Then why don’t you drink it slowly.” She thinks I drink too fast, does it make her feel better to watch me drink her urine, this girl.
“You don’t watch TV, people say that good wine is all about looking up.”
“It seems to be right!”
I finally said it to her once.
“It’s okay, let’s do it when it’s done, and what’s more, wait, I’ll get it for you.” After she finished speaking, she went to bring the cup of “pure puree” and the kettle over.
“I’ll blend it myself, I don’t need you.” I felt that the cup of urine was a bit weak, and it was a bit unsatisfactory.
I got half a glass of water first, and then mixed “pure juice” into it. When it reached a quarter of a cup, it was still a little light after smelling it. I poured another eighth of this cup, and the urine-water ratio was about 3:4.
“Hey! Looking at you, it seems that you are very drunk. Do you like to drink my urine?” She asked me with a smile.
Alas, hold the grass, my perverted hobby seems to be exposed, alas! In fact, no matter how I conceal it, how I find excuses not to drink, it is useless. As long as I am willing to drink it, it will definitely be a good one. Most people will turn their faces when they mention drinking urine. There is no way, as soon as I feel impulsive, IQ will not be enough.
“You seem to want me to drink your urine very much. If I like to drink it, you must be willing to do so too.” I did Tai Chi, and I admitted it.
“Haha! Then we are a perfect match. From now on, I will reward you with drinking all of this girl’s urine.”
“What’s the matter, I drink as much as I want, and I don’t drink when I don’t want to drink!” I can’t listen to her everything, I’m used to something wrong, I guess I’ll never get over it in the future.
“Hey! Now you likeIs it okay to drink this girl’s urine? Should you beg me to reward you?