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Author: a_a
Word count: 38087
Yun Xing got a strange disease.
Yun Xing came to Su Hui and asked Su Hui to help him heal his illness.
Yun Xing said: “Su Hui, can you do me a favor?”
Su Hui asked: “What’s the matter? Tell me. Let’s see if I can help you.”
Yun Xing said: “I’m afraid you will call me a hooligan, so I dare not say it.”
Su Hui asked: “Is it that serious? Tell me, I promise I won’t scold you.”
Yun Xing said: “Okay. Then I’ll talk.”
Su Hui said, “Speak quickly. If I get impatient, I won’t help you.”
Yun Xing said: “Su Hui, do you know about my illness?” Su Hui said: “I heard. What’s the matter?”
Yun Xing said: “It is precisely because of this that I came to you for help, please help me cure my illness.”
Su Hui said: “I’m not a doctor, how can you find me? You need to find a doctor for treatment.”
Yun Xing said: “I have already consulted a doctor, and it was the doctor who asked me to come to you.”
Su Hui asked, “Why?”
Yun Xing said: “I looked around and found that no hospital could take care of my illness. Later, I met a miracle doctor. He gave me a prescription, but there was no cure. He asked me to ask my most reliable female friend for medicine, so I came to you for help.”
Su Hui said: “Could it be that the medicine can still grow on me? Really. Don’t talk nonsense, make up stories to lie to me. If you do this again, I won’t recognize you as a friend.”
Yun Xing said: “What I said is true. Do you know what the medicine prescribed by the miracle doctor is?”
Su Hui said, “How do I know?”
Yun Xing said: “The miracle doctor’s prescription says: virgin urine.”
Su Hui blushed and said, “You are such a hooligan.”
Yun Xing suddenly knelt down in front of Su Hui, hugged Su Hui’s legs and said, “Su Hui, what I said is true, please believe me, please, only you can save me.” Before she finished speaking, she began to cry.
Su Hui said: “Then you mean to drink my urine. Is that right?” Having said that, her face turned even redder.
Yun Xing said: “Yes. Only your urine can save me.”
Su Hui said: “I want to ask you something, see how you answer, and then decide whether to help you.”
Yun Xing said: “Okay, you can ask.”
Su Hui said, “Let go of me first.”
Yun Xing said: “Yes.” Then she let go of Su Hui’s legs.
Su Hui asked: “Among all the friends you know, besides me, are there any virgins?”
Yun Xing said: “Yes.”
Su Hui asked: “Then why don’t you ask them to help you, but come all the way to ask me?”
Yun Xing said: “It’s mainly because of your good character. The genius doctor told me that whoever’s urine I drink will be infected with whose character. I measured that among all the female friends I know, you are the best drug addict. That’s why I came here to beg you.”
SuHui said, “Stop flattering. Tell the truth.”
Yun Xing said: “I’m telling the truth. But I haven’t finished. There is another reason, because you are my little mother.”
Su Hui said in surprise: “What? I am your little mother? When did I become your little mother?”
Yun Xing said: “Do you still remember the play house we played in elementary school? In the game, you are my little mother.”
Su Hui thought of the games she played in elementary school. She burst out laughing with a “puchi”, stretched out her right hand, patted Yun Xing’s head, and said, “My dear son, it turns out to be like this. Then do you still recognize me as a little mother in your heart?”
Yun Xing said, “Of course.”
Su Hui said: “Then you first kowtow to me a few times and call Mom a few times, I’ll listen to you and see if you are sincere or not.”
Yun Xing said: “Yes.” Then he respectfully kowtowed three times to Su Hui and called “Mom” three times.
Su Hui laughed so hard that she leaned forward and backward, and said happily to Yun Xing: “Do you think of me as your mother in the game now? Or do you think of me as your real mother?”
Yun Xing said: “Of course it’s the real mother. We don’t play games now.”
Su Hui said: “Well, then can you do it in the future and absolutely obey me? Good son.”
Yun Xing said: “It must be done.”
Su Hui or: “Okay, since you are willing to be my good son, I promise to save you, mom. From now on, remember, you must call me mom on any occasion. When you are talking alone, you can’t use you. You have to use you. Do you understand?”
Yun Xing said: “Understood, Mom, thank you for your teaching.” After speaking, she kowtowed to Su Hui a few more times.
Su Hui said: “My dear son, how does the doctor take this medicine? Mommy will start tomorrow, and if I have urine, I will put it in a bottle and feed it to you.”
Yun Xing said: “Mom, the genius doctor said that it will only work if the mother directly pulls it into the son’s mouth to drink, and it can’t touch the air, otherwise it won’t work.”
Su Hui said, “Ah?!”