Author: enze
Word count: 89714
I opened WeChat and found that a person added me as a friend. Click on it and see the word “Xiaoying” written on it.
Zheng Ying? Click on the profile picture, you can barely recognize it, is it Zheng Ying?
Zheng Ying is just a friend of a friend. That friend and I often drink together, and her friend who is a friend is also sometimes there. Although we often meet each other, we are almost limited to knowing a name, and we don’t have a phone number or add QQ or anything. She is small and short, probably around 155, but her proportions are pretty good, and her legs are relatively plump—of course, they are still within the normal range. It doesn’t mean that she is fat. On the contrary, if she doesn’t consider her height, she looks better than some models. In other words, she’s my type. In fact, more importantly, I like her legs. When I was drinking with her, I had imagined slipping through her crotch countless times. This is a special hobby of mine. Personality, a bit unreasonable, quite domineering, but quite capable of making jokes.
Although he teased her from time to time at the wine table, he actually didn’t know her very well in private.
What did she add me for? I don’t know her well. But you can’t reject someone just because you don’t know them well, so I added it. In fact, I was a little ecstatic.
“Is Hi there?” I sent her a message after passing.
“Hee hee, do you know who I am?” Followed by a happy smile, she came back.
“Oh, isn’t this our goddess Xiaoying! Why did you add me? I don’t have any money to borrow!”
“Ah bah! I won’t ask you for a loan!”
“I can rest assured that!”
“Actually, it’s nothing. I saw your WeChat account today, so I tried to see if I could add it. I didn’t expect it to be added. Look at your circle of friends, it’s quite artistic.”
Oh, she must have seen my account through that friend’s WeChat account. Although she might not be able to tell it was me from the name, but the big head portrait knew it was me.
What she said made me blush a little. Just those sour words written on our circle of friends have become evidence of literature and art. I thought only those non-mainstream Shamat would like it. I didn’t expect to become a representative of literature and art in Zheng Ying’s eyes, and I was really surprised.
“It seems that your literary level has come to an end.” I teased her.
“It looked quite ordinary at the beginning, but in the middle it started to be literary…”
“You want to say that I, 2B, greet you directly, don’t beat around the bush!”
“Hahahaha, I was just joking with you.”
I don’t know how to pick it up, so I ignore her. After a while, she sent another message: “Why is your WeChat name so strange?”
It’s a bit embarrassing. My WeChat name is indeed a bit strange. My nickname is “Beer mixed with urine”. I didn’t know how to explain it to her, so I turned on the bullshit mode: “Because beer and urine look similar, bothIt’s yellow and has bubbles, it’s just one cold and one warm. ”
“You have a lot of research on urine, don’t you?”
“Is this the only thing that needs to be studied?”
“Then next time, don’t drink beer, drink urine instead.”
“Aren’t you disgusting?” Actually, I wanted to tell her “drink yours” like I usually tease her, but after all, I’m not too familiar with it, so let’s forget it. Let’s get back to normal first.
“Stop talking about disgusting things, are you still coming out today?” She asked me.
“What about you?” I asked her back.
“Go, there’s nothing to do anyway.”
“Are you going? Oh, then I won’t go.” An expression of waving goodbye was added at the end.
“Why?”
“I’m afraid you’ll mix my wine with urine.” Having said that, I’m actually quite looking forward to her really mixing urine with my wine, of course it must be her urine.
“Hahaha, don’t you want to mix it? Do you want to drink pure? It’s okay, I’ll treat you to drink!”
“Bah, bah, bah!”
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