Author: qqqqbmk
Word count: 52643
The name is fine, it’s called a family meeting, I always feel like burying a loving family…”
Li Xingchen suggested: “I think it should be called ‘One Person Five Dog Team’.”
“Yamaguchi-gumi…” Xue Hao complained silently again.
“Haozi, shut up!” Li Xingchen yelled.
“It doesn’t matter what the name is.” I held the hot water cup and looked at “Roasted Whole Cow” Zheng Tianxiang, “You guys criticize Xiao Hei first, and he will be game over after a while.”
“Brother Zhu, you don’t understand!” Bai Yu was filled with righteous indignation, “Xianggou committed three crimes today! They are absolutely unforgivable crimes!”
“Which three crimes?” I just thought it was funny.
Xue Hao said sternly, “First, taking the seriously ill brother Zhu out to play golf is a capital offense.”
I waved my hand: “The death penalty is too exaggerated.”
“Second,” Li Xingchen added later, “I kiss Brother Zhu in public without consent! This is simply too much!”
“What’s wrong with this…” I was like a melon eater who had nothing to do with me.
“Brother Zhu, I’m sure you really have a fever, and your IQ has plummeted.” Bai Yu patted his thigh with great heartache, “As soon as he is married, you two will come out of the closet!”
“Uh, it doesn’t matter.” I scratched my temples with my index finger.
Feng Yuyuan, who has been silent all this time, held up his mobile phone and showed me the interface of the campus forum: “Our dormitory is relatively well-known in the courtyard. Last time, because of my fault, our dormitory became popular in the school. This time, the kissing photos spread rumors about us even more… This is very bad for our relationship.”
Xue Hao nodded in agreement: “That’s right, neither the positive nor the negative is good for us. There must be more negatives. After all, the gay group has not been recognized by the society, but the positive impact cannot be ignored. For example, if we are playing in the dormitory… more people will knock on the door to disturb. Even eavesdropping is very possible.”
“Are there so many perverts?” Li Xingchen’s expression was depressed.
Xue Hao gestured with his fingers: “It doesn’t have to be a pervert. But after all, our dormitory is too exposed. The people who come here may be little girls who send love letters to be signed, or rotten girls who are curious about the relationship between our dormitory, or even boys who want to spread us as a drink talk, and steal socks and underwear…”
Speaking of which, Xue Hao blushed as if thinking of something and stopped.
“Then I propose to rent it out.” Feng Yuyuan crossed his legs, “I have this experience and know where to find suitable housing sources. This will reduce our own exposure and reduce the possibility of being discovered by other outsiders.”
“It’s not impossible, it’s better to say it’s pretty good.” Bai Yu excitedly said, “Where’s Brother Zhu?”
“Uh…” Seeing these people having a serious discussion like a company meeting, my brain is a bit dizzy now, “This is also possible.”
“Okay, renting a house is put aside for now, let’s talk about Tianxiang’s third crime.” Li Xingchen leftZheng Tianxiang, who was tied to the footpost of my bed, was the closest, and the electric shock baton directly hit the opponent’s tailbone, and he was shocked and groaned, “You fucking kiss Brother Zhu, what do we do!”
Zheng Tianxiang’s struggle shook my bed like an earthquake: “Ah? What’s wrong with this?”
Bai Yu once again showed a heartbroken expression: “Brother Zhu, think about it! You have kissed him, and everyone thinks you are a couple! Then what should the rest of us do when we walk with you on the road? Hooking shoulders and backs will be over-interpreted!”
“No one will notice, right?”
“Brother Zhu, you underestimate the strength of our dormitory…” Li Xingchen shook his head, “The sports students in Yishui are all at the top level of their respective club departments. I’m not exaggerating to say that they can play well. How do you think our dormitory’s ‘star dormitory’ got its name?”
“Is there still such a title? I don’t even know…” I laughed awkwardly.
“Damn, Brother Zhu, what kind of antique fossils are you usually using?” Bai Yu covered her face.
“That’s why!” Xue Hao raised his voice, “Tianxiang’s behavior is like putting a seal on us, saying ‘Don’t get close to Brother Zhu’! Why, you still want to monopolize Brother Zhu, don’t you?”
I don’t think Zheng Tianxiang, a simple-minded person, would think of this: “Okay, okay, Tianxiang came up with this idea because I was confused by asking. Don’t blame him.”
“What did you ask?” Bai Yu was curious.
“Hey, just…” Everyone was present, and I felt embarrassed, “Do you just love me?”
Quiet……
“Of course!” “Brother Zhu, are you sick and sentimental?” “You must love! Why do you ask this suddenly?” “Hahaha Brother Zhu is so funny!” “Love.”
After a brief silence, they chattered together.
“Okay, okay, I understand!” Before the dormitory turned into a flower and bird market, I hurriedly stopped the momentum, “I already understand. But there is still a problem, which is the problem I want to discuss with you today – apart from love, do you have any suggestions for me?”
Quiet……
Seeing that none of them wanted to speak up this time, I urged, “I’m better at talking today, so hurry up and bring them up.”
“This is really not…” Bai Yu said weakly.
I know they don’t want to find fault with me: “This must be there.”
The questions I uttered in the dream were all my subconscious worries, so I had to let them speak out.
“Then let me mention one.” Feng Yuyuan crossed his legs and assumed a lazy posture, “After all, I have always been the image of a big villain.”
Bai Yu refuted him: “Brother Yuan, you are not a villain.”
“Go, Xiaobai, don’t interrupt me,” Feng Yuyuan waved his hand at him, then stared into my eyes, “Wang Zhu, don’t you feel like you are taking care of a child?”
“Feng Yuyuan!”
“Let him talk.” I stopped Li Xingchen who was about to jump up.
Feng Yuyuan turned his gaze back to me, and squinted his eyes: “I can see clearly how you fell ill this time. I have to go to class during the day.