Author: planet
Word count: 13787
Yang Guo was furious when he heard the words, and said to Song Yumei: “President Song, I will leave this ignorant little sister to you. I sincerely hire you as her adolescent physical hygiene teacher, and tell her that every woman will have an aunt as the years go by, and she will also watch the aunt die as the years go by. Tell her well, and tell her in conjunction with your own aunt. Now what I want to talk about is still the secret of the martial arts back then… ”
After a pause, Yang Guo continued: “Everyone, just now I mentioned that the infatuated and unrepentant Lu Tianding came to the valley behind Zhongnan Mountain according to the instructions in the letter written by his senior sister Xiaolongnu. Tentatively walk into the valley.”
“As soon as I entered the valley, I felt that the road was rough and difficult. There were piles of rocks and thorny trees everywhere, and poisonous snakes and beasts wandered around. Lu Tianding possessed peerless martial arts, and after practicing zombie skills, he was not afraid of poisons, so those beast poisons were nothing to him, but he felt that the road ahead was far away, and he didn’t know when he would reach that ghost tomb.”
“Lu Tianding walked in the rocky and thorny valley for two days. Suddenly, the front suddenly opened up. Even the sun shone from the cliffs on both sides, but it shone on a stone forest in front. The stone forest was only lined up with twelve stone pillars, which seemed very sparse, but Lu Tianding couldn’t help but gasped. Because although he mainly learned zombie skills and various sorcery from Zombie Demon Venerable, he still had a superficial understanding of Master’s knowledge of Qimen Dunjia. Immediately, I can see that the dozens of stone pillars are composed of the most evil “Three Nine Ghosts Formation” in the eight trigrams formation. Although it looks like only twelve stone pillars from the outside, once you enter the stone formation, it will be like entering a boundless formation of ghost fog, crying ghosts and howling wolves. Ordinary people don’t say the formation, and they will be scared to death when they see the ghostly world like ghosts.”
“Lu Tianding is naturally different from ordinary people, and with the imaginary happiness and sweet love as the driving force, he gritted his teeth and broke into the ‘Three Nine Ghost Formation’. Dear listeners, as for the terrifying illusions that Lu Tianding experienced in the formation, since there was an underage girl Guo Fu in the flower hall, I will not go into details. The color is haggard, making the original zombie-like face more like a zombie,,,,,, ”
Guo Fu heard this and spat: “Vice-Master Yang, you are a great writer who has written Qilu and Qinyuanchun, why can’t you even come up with adjectives now? What do you mean by ‘a face that used to be like a zombie has become more like a zombie’! I think you should go to university for two years of advanced studies before you come here to make a fool of yourself!”
Yang Guo smiled lightly, ignored Guo Fu, and continued, “After Lu Tianding escaped from the ‘Three Nine Ghost Formation’, he left the valley and specialized in studying various strange gate formations and mechanism techniques. After five years, he came to Zhongnan Mountain again, entered the valley with high ambitions, and strolled into the ‘Three Nine Ghost Formation’. Although he had experienced some dangers this time, he finally broke through the ghost formation after three days, and saw a magnificent stone tomb standing tall. In front of us, there is only a small stream and a few flowers between us. Our Comrade Lu Tianding was really excited at the time, shouting “Senior Sister, I am here”, and ran towards the stone tomb with open arms, thinking that the senior sister, Xiaolongnv, would come out of the stone tomb to greet him with a sweet smile. Unexpectedly, as soon as I stepped into the small stream, I suddenly felt the danger, but I couldn’t stop my feet, and my whole body suddenly fell into a vast ocean!”
“Dear listeners, that creek is not an ordinary creek! It is a strange illusion arranged by Xiaolongnu, the master of the Ghost Tomb Sect. The creek is actually a wide deep pool. The water in the pool is highly poisonous, and there are all kinds of man-eating strange fish and monsters swimming in it. After Lu Tianding fell into the pool, he wanted to use his lightness skills to rush out of the water, but there seemed to be a huge suction force at the bottom of the pool, trying to suck him straight into the bottom of the pool. Lu Tianding couldn’t help but move his eyes to the bottom Look in the direction. It’s okay if you don’t look, but with this look, you almost frightened the little zombie Lu Tianding into a skeleton. It turned out that there was a giant beast lying on the bottom of the pool, which was as huge as a mountain, and it was opening its mouth with a diameter of tens of feet. It sucked all the aquatic creatures in the nearby sky, and Lu Tianding would also become his snack…”
Just as Yang Guo was talking about the danger, he suddenly heard a sneer. Huang Rong had changed into a light green dress at some point, with a flower on her sideburns. She walked in coquettishly, pushed Yang Guo away, and cursed: “You brat, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are! If you tell me any more, you’ll even bring out the plot from Ghost Blowing the Lamp! Step down, let the owner come!”
Yang Guo was about to lose his composure, when he saw his mother came back, he hurriedly left the flower hall to go to the bathroom as if he had been granted an amnesty. Huang Rong returned to the square table in the midst of applause, picked up the folding fan, and sighed: “Everyone, listeners, don’t be fooled by Yang Guo’s alarmist talk. He read too many ghost blowing lanterns and notes on tomb robbery a few days ago, so he actually transferred the plot from the novel to the martial arts events of the year. It doesn’t make sense! Now you still listen to me. It is true that the old corpse fairy pursued his senior sister Xiaolongnu when he was young, and it is true that Xiaolongnu built a ghost tomb to get rid of his junior brother. Lu Tiandingchu It’s true that the visit to the ghost tomb was unsuccessful,,,,,,”
A female swordsman who has become a fan of Yang Guo couldn’t help asking: “These are all true, so how can there be any falsehoods about what Mr. Yang said?”
Huang Rong glared at the female swordsman, thinking that Yang Guo, a pervert, wanted to kill you, the real thing! Continued: “The theme of Yang Guo’s story is generally correct, but the language is too exaggerated. What we are talking about is documentary literature, not fictional novels, so from this point of view, Yang Guo’s literary theory class needs a make-up exam. It is almost dawn, everyoneEveryone has to go to work, and if they are late, they will be scolded by the boss and have their money deducted. It is not easy for everyone to earn some money, so the owner of the museum will make a long story short,
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