Apply for Ladies Restroom

Author: lixuan
Word count: 4683
My name is Zhang Ming. I didn’t study well when I was young, so I didn’t get into university, and I didn’t have a job in my 20s.
One afternoon, I was walking on the street and saw a job advertisement posted on a telephone pole: “We are looking for operator assistants, age 18-30, male priority, contact information 13xxxxxxxxx, contact person Ms. Gao, monthly salary 2000, board and lodging provided”
When I saw this advertisement, I felt ecstasy in my heart. Although the salary is not high, at least it can fill my stomach. Thinking of this, I couldn’t wait to take out my blue and white Nokia that I had used for several years, and excitedly entered the number on the advertisement.
“Hi, hello, who are you looking for?”
“Hello, please, may I ask, are you Miss Gao?”
“Oh, I am, who are you?”
“Hi Miss Gao, I’m applying for the job. I heard…”
“Oh, you come to the small building next to the city sports center, room 301, come over and talk about it”
“Well that’s good, thank you”
The phone on the opposite side of “beep beep” has been hung up.
It’s so effortless, I thought to myself, trotting all the way to the sports center. The sports center is not far from here, and after a while, I ran outside the sports center. Where is it coming from? Just as I was thinking, I suddenly saw a small three-story building next to me. I walked downstairs quickly, and slowly went up the stairs to the third floor. There were only two doors on the third floor. I stabilized my body, slowly stretched out my hand, and knocked on the door of Room 301. “Come in, the door is unlocked.” A woman’s voice came from inside the room. The voice was different from the one on the phone just now. I was doubtful, but I opened the door and walked in. I saw a woman with a ponytail sitting on the sofa in the living room. The woman had small eyes, a high nose bridge, a pair of glasses, a small chest, thin legs, and bare feet. She looked at me and said to me: “Are you here to apply for the job? Gao Ya told me that you will go to the room on the right for an interview in a while. If you pass, you can go to work in a while. The office is on your left. Go to the interview first.”
“Okay” Hearing this, I was also a little overwhelmed, but I went into the room on the right. There was no door in the room, so when I walked in, I saw a woman in her 30s sitting behind the opposite table. The woman’s appearance is similar to the previous one, except that she doesn’t wear glasses and is much fatter than her. “Oh, you’re here? Sit down”
It was said that I sat on the stool in front of her. She said: “My surname is Gao, and I was the one on the phone just now. Let me tell you something. Our place is the wiring department of an enterprise. The operators all work in the opposite room, and there are 5 people in total. But this is troublesome. Our work is so busy that the operator has no time to go to the toilet, but he can’t hold it in. So we have to find someone to solve this problem.”
“You mean, let me help pour the chamber pot?”
“Almost, but not the same, I mean, let you be a chamber pot”
“Huh? How can this work?”
“What’s wrong? Is the bottom of a woman dirty? You still come out from below. If you want me to say, a woman’s breastsJuice can nourish people, and so can urine. Anyway, it’s just such a job, do you like it or not?”
Hearing this, I hesitated. I really didn’t want to do it, but if I didn’t do it, I wouldn’t have a job. If I couldn’t make money, I would starve to death. So I asked: “2000 yuan is not enough for me to eat.”
She smiled and said, “Didn’t you tell me everything? Board and lodging included.”
“Then I want to try”
“This is what you said, don’t go back on your word”
“No regrets”