farm toilet

Author: weasd
Word count: 11790
My baby name is Jian Jiji, and I only got the name Jian Ruxue when I was in junior high school. Before I was four years old, I had very little memory, except for three things that I remembered so vividly that I could not forget them for the rest of my life. The first thing was that one sweltering night when I was just three years old, I was awakened by a “popping” sound. I sat up and saw a scene that surprised me. I saw my mother sitting on my father’s chest, slapping my father’s cheek with both hands. After a while, my mother turned her back to me and put her anus on my father’s mouth, and my father was sucking desperately on my mother’s anus. Soon, I saw my mother’s golden shit slowly falling into my father’s mouth one by one. After a few gulps, my mother drank it all. My mother spat into my father’s mouth and asked with a smile, “Son, is it fragrant?” My father kowtowed and replied, “It smells so fragrant, Mom.” When my mother was about to put one of her feet into my father’s mouth, she suddenly found me. Mom was obviously taken aback. Why did you stay silent? Just now, mom and your dad were playing an intimate game. Since you saw this kind of thing between mom and dad, don’t talk nonsense outside. If you talk nonsense, you will be laughed at by others. In fact, other people’s parents also play like this. Remember what mom said?” Naturally, I nodded obediently and said, “Mom, I won’t talk nonsense, because you and dad are playing like this just to give me a younger brother.” After hearing this, mom and dad couldn’t help laughing “haha”. The second thing was two months after this incident, one morning, before dawn, I woke up early because I was forced to pee. I couldn’t find the urinal under the bed, so I had to run outside in a hurry. At this time, I heard the sound of slapping. Outside the toilet of my house, my grandfather was wearing only a pair of dark blue shorts, kneeling in front of my mother, who was slapping his black and thin cheeks with her arms round, and cursing at the same time: “You old dog, I woke up before dawn, and I will starve you to death in a short time. My big bowl of vomit last night didn’t fill you up, old dog. There is no law for the king.” I don’t know how many slaps were slapped, maybe my mother didn’tWhen she got excited, she was still puzzled, and pinched three bloody gashes on Grandpa’s cheek with her nails. Grandpa gritted his teeth and mouth in pain, but dared not cry out. The mother’s anger subsided a lot, she put her nostrils above the grandfather’s mouth, the grandfather opened his mouth wide in a hurry, and saw the light yellow thick nasal mucus from the mother overnight flew into the grandfather’s mouth from the two nostrils one after another, the mother blew her nose vigorously again, and then spit several thick phlegm into the grandfather’s mouth, the grandfather even excitedly called “grandfather” and kept knocking his head. My mother kicked the shit bowl on the ground to my grandfather’s mouth and said, “This is the delicacy that your little ancestor and I gave you, an old dog, carefully brewed overnight. Don’t hurry up and eat it.” After my grandfather kowtowed three times to the shit bowl of me and my mother’s shit overnight, he buried his face in the shit bowl, and started eating and drinking. At this moment, my mother found me in a daze. Pointing to the grandfather who was lying in the shit bowl and eating shit, he said, “Son, you should now understand why mom forbids you to call him grandpa. He is not your grandfather at all. Five years ago, the year mom just married your father, he was begging on the street. He happened to pass out from hunger at our door. Mom found him. Mom couldn’t do nothing but save him, so she brought him back to life. As soon as he woke up, he couldn’t get up on his knees, kowtowed his head, begging me to take him in, I I really felt sorry for him, I thought there was no old man in the family anyway, so I took him in, but my mother’s kindness was not rewarded, and he even peeped at my mother taking a bath many times, my mother couldn’t bear it, and beat him half to death. At first, my mother was determined to drive him out, but in the end she couldn’t stand his begging. The next few months seemed to be very peaceful. Put it outside the door and let him take it to the toilet to pour it out. Half a month later, your grandma hurried to the toilet because of diarrhea, and accidentally found this old dog buried her face in the shit bowl and swallowed the excrement and urine of your grandma and me overnight. My dog, I haven’t seen it for more than ten years, you dog that eats shit, you love to eat shit, you should tell me earlier to save me and my daughter so much trouble, from tonight on, you can be my daughter’s toilet. After hearing this, the old dog excitedly kowtowed to your grandma for a long time, and was very grateful. Your grandma told me about this right away, and my mother couldn’t object. You can only rely on the excrement and urine of your mother and your grandma plus your excrement and urine to survive. Sometimes, fearing that he will starve to death, your mother and your grandma will find a way to vomit some undigested food for him to eat. Now you can make up your own mind what you want to do.” Although I didn’t fully understand what my mother said, after all, it probably meantSi understood. Without saying a word, I kicked the old dog on the ear, “Go away, I want to pee.” Mom smiled reassuringly, “Baby, why don’t you let this shit-eating dog put his face in the shit bowl