Farm toilet 2

Author: weasd
Word count: 8649
When grandma and mother came back, Gou Huaili was eating the feces and vomit I pulled on his face. Grandma stepped on his stomach with one foot and said with a smile: “You really can’t change eating shit. It seems that my status will be upgraded again. I can’t be my daughter and my granddaughter at the same time. It’s too unreasonable. From now on, I will call me the ancestor. I will be my daughter’s grandson wholeheartedly and my granddaughter’s son. Haha, you shit-eating dog really haunts us for three generations.” Gou Huaili eats. After finishing the feces and vomit on his face, he knelt and kowtowed in front of grandma and mother, and the address naturally changed accordingly. Mom and grandma coughed up a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm into Gou Huaili’s unclean dirty mouth almost at the same time, and Gou Huaili quickly rolled it into his own mouth with his tongue. Mom said, “You disgusting slut, this is the first time you have come to my house in three years. Since you dare to break the rules I set for you, there must be some special reason. Let me explain it later. Since you are such a dignified parent official from a county, we have to treat you warmly, so that you won’t complain later that you are hungry and go home with your only son.” More than a dozen blows, until Gou Huaili’s cheeks were red, he didn’t dare to move, he didn’t dare to say a word. His mother kicked Gou Huaili on the chin again, and Gou Huaili fell to the ground on his back, not daring to shout, “You shit-eating bastard, hurry up and bring in the shit bowl.” Gou Huaili hurriedly got up, said “yes” repeatedly, and crawled out on his knees. Not much time came, and he knelt in with his hands holding the shit bowl. There are no delicacies in the old ancestor’s house.” “For the great-grandson, the old ancestor’s fragrant phlegm, fragrant saliva, fragrant nose, fragrant urine, fragrant excrement, and vomited food are the sweetest food for a cheap dog. Please have mercy on me.” Grandma laughed and said: “Then you just wait patiently for me and your grandma to brew it for you slowly. Climb to the toilet and wait.” My grandmother and I came to the dining room, and my little aunt’s mother, Ji Xiuyue, had already prepared lunch sometime. Although Ji Xiuyue is only 1.60 meters tall, she is very slender and looks very delicate. She is six years younger than my grandma and ten years older than my mother. She should be of the same generation as my grandma in terms of seniority. Naturally, she should be my mother’s elder. But in fact, she was ten years old and her husband was already my grandma’s grandson and granddaughter when she was twelve years old. The first day my grandma had a mother, they were my mother’s son and daughter.It can be said that 60% of the snot, phlegm, feces, urine and vomit of grandma and mother were rewarded to them. Since 1949, she has been the special cook of our family. Even after she got married, she always prepared meals for her grandmother and mother every day before going back to cook for her own family. When she gave birth to five daughters, she was always scolded by her grandmother to go back in the last few days. She insisted on her job again when the child was just one month old. Under her repeated teaching and nurturing, her four daughters have completely adapted to the life of our domestic animals. My daughter has been eating my snot phlegm poo and vomit for months. Today’s meal is quite hearty. There are stewed pork with potatoes, stewed vermicelli with cabbage, scrambled eggs, braised eggplant, cold bean sprouts, refreshing shredded radish, garlic eggplant, sweet and sour cucumber, and a bottle of white wine. It seems that today must be a special day. Sure enough, after our family sat down, my grandma said to me, “Children, today is September 29th in the Gregorian calendar. It is a very important day. Thirty years ago today, I came to China with your grandfather and grandmother. Twenty years ago today, I gave birth to your mother. So, today is also your mother’s birthday. You must keep it in your heart.” Filled with wine, put them respectfully in front of grandma and mother respectively, and hurriedly got under the table to lick grandma and mother’s feet. She held grandma’s feet in one hand and mother’s feet in the other, licking a few times here and there, while grandma and mother were laughing and touching the wine intimately, stuffing their feet into Ji Xiuyue’s mouth from time to time, and thrusting them for a while. Both grandma and mother were good at drinking, and the time was not long, and I drank up a catty of wine, and I had already eaten it. I was full, so I stretched out my hand and pulled out my little aunt’s mother, and slapped her face dozens of times. Then, I chewed and fed her with my mouth, and rewarded her with a few mouthfuls of saliva mixed with the food. At this time, my little aunt and her four sisters came back from school. I was afraid that my little aunt would reveal my secrets, so I quickly asked her mother to weigh a bowl of rice, put a few dishes on the rice, and took my little aunt’s hand to my mother’s room. I started chewing the food into paste and spitting it into her mouth one mouthful at a time. I just fed her a bowl of rice and finished it. Under her begging, I tried to urinate more than half a bowl of urine into her bowl, and then I went into the bowl.