humiliating valentine

Author: asslicker
Word count: 15037
“A Zhong… Aren’t you Zhong Quan?… It’s me, Ding Yun. I won’t forget it.”
Zhong Quan, who was sitting alone in front of the counter drinking wine, was suddenly patted on the back. The person who photographed him was Ding Yun, his high school classmate and one of the people he will never forget.
“It’s been a long time since I saw you. It must have been ten years… Yes, ten years.”
Ding Yun squinted his eyes and looked at the ceiling. This man with thick eyebrows and big eyes was recognized as a school girl in high school.
“Well, it’s been a long time.” Zhong Quan only replied lightly, but there was no joy of reunion after a long absence on his face.
The sensitive Ding Yun quickly caught this detail. He put on a smile and moved to the seat next to Zhong Quan: “Hey, Ah Zhong, have you not let go of that incident yet?… Never mind, I have good news for you. Your first love, Xiaona, is now my wife… How is it? Surprise!”
Zhong Quan’s shoulders trembled, he looked at him carefully with wide eyes and asked: “Really…really? That’s…”
The voice was very serious, and it was clear that he didn’t want to make a joke about it. This was beyond Ding Yun’s expectation. He said, “Isn’t it? I was bullied like this back then. Don’t you still think about her? Ahahaha…” Seeing the other party’s eyes getting sharper, he had to continue, “Well, it’s just a coincidence… It was just a show for you, but I didn’t expect it to stick to me, and it became like this… We have been married for 4 years now, and we haven’t planned to have a child yet. How about it, would you like to come to my house to see Xiaona?”
Perhaps in order to confirm the authenticity of the other party’s words, Zhong Quan nodded in agreement on the spot.
After his parents died, he inherited the family watch shop for five years. He has been single until now, and the advantage of being single is that there is no one to control everything. Sit in the co-driver, listen to Ding Yun’s engine start up next to him, and then the car drove into the vast night like this.
Ten years… Yes, the story began eleven years ago in the spring of my sophomore year in high school.

Ever since he was assigned to the same class as the school belle Xu Xiaona, Zhong Quan was fascinated by her beauty at a glance. To say that it is beautiful, in fact, it can only be regarded as relative. Her appearance is nothing compared to those delicate girls in big cities. But in such a small place as Quzhou, correct facial features, a slightly baby-fat body, and healthy wheat-colored skin are enough to impress most boys.
There are rumors in the school that there are as many people as stars in the sky who want to chase after Xu Xiaona within a hundred miles. As for Zhong Quan’s introverted personality, even if he just walked to the other party’s side, his heart would beat faster, let alone talk to her alone, so he didn’t even dare to think about chasing Xiaona.

For Xu Xiaona, who lost her father when she was young and lived with her mother and younger sister since she was a child, it is perfectly normal for her to improve her family by fishing for a rich husband. Every time she goes out, she puts on a queen-like posture, and the boys around her especially adopt this set. only knowZhong Quan, who was biting his fingers behind others and staring stupidly, couldn’t get her attention…at least not before that incident, which happened in the field sketching class.

The sunshine in May falls on the mountains and fields, and the occasional breeze blows on the body, which is very pleasant. Just a few meters behind the group of people with Xu Xiaona as the center, Zhong Quan is sparsely sketching the lines on the canvas. On the surface, he looked like he was making a draft, but in fact, he was all focused on paying attention to Xu Xiaona’s every move in front of him.
Just then, a gust of wind swept over and blew her wide hat into the sky. Before everyone could react, the hat had passed by and flew backwards, and Zhong Quan chased after him reflexively. The wind played with the hat like a prank, carrying it to the cesspit behind the field. Coincidentally, the hat happened to be hung on the post in the middle of the cesspit. It is said to be a cesspit, with an area of ​​only about 10 square meters. It is full of feces and water, and the smell is unbearable.
Zhong Quan circled around, obviously out of reach. I want to find a stick to pick it out, there is one under the haystack next to it, but I can’t pull it out at all. Just when he was at a loss, other people rushed over and formed a circle.
“Wow, it stinks, it stinks.”
“Somebody go back to school and get a stick.”
Saying this is tantamount to not saying it. Although the hat is temporarily hung up, it is still fluttering with the wind, and it does not know when it will fall into it.
“Can someone help with a solution?”
Seeing that Xiaona was so anxious that she was about to cry, Zhong Quan resolutely took off her shoes and stepped into the cesspit with one foot. Amid the cheers, the other also stepped in. Although the cesspit is not big, it is very deep, and the feces overflowed to the waist after only two steps. Fortunately, the hat itself was not far away, and at the same time as he reached for it, there were cheers from around again.
Zhong Quan returned the hat to Xiaona first, and then tried to climb up with his hands on the edge, but suddenly his feet slipped and his whole body fell into it. When he finally crawled out of the pool with his face covered in feces, what he saw was classmates who were holding their noses and trying to stay away from him as much as possible.
The filth can be washed away in the nearby creek, but the stench can’t go away. In the end, I borrowed the school bathroom to wash my whole body before cleaning myself.
Of course, hard work always pays off. The next day, Zhong Quan received a thank you from Xu Xiaona. But this is not so much a thank you as a ceremony of rewarding meritorious deeds. Xiaona was surrounded by the stars and surrounded by a group of people, and said in a queen-like tone:
“Ah Zhong, I really thank you so much yesterday… The smell on my body has been washed away, ahaha.”
Seeing her bright eyes looking directly at him, Zhong Quan was suddenly overwhelmed with embarrassment.
“No…this…that…Thanks to you, it has been cleaned…” Even though he was a classmate, he was overwhelmed by the other party’s aura, and the words he said began to humble before he knew it.
“Well, that’s good! I was so touched to see you fall into the cesspit to help me hold my hat yesterday!”
“…”
“In movies, there are often scenes of knights dueling for the princess’s scarf… I declare that you are my knight from now on.” XuThere was a bit of posturing in Xiaona’s words, which attracted more and more onlookers.
“stupid