steal gold

Author: prretyfoot
Word count: 6409
(1) A complete piece of gold that I stole in the women’s toilet

Just 2 weeks ago, I stole a whole, complete, golden yellow, untainted gold,
It’s in the women’s restroom of our company.

The owner is a beauty from the studio next to her. I don’t know why that day, this beauty forgot to go in and defecate.
Remember to flush the toilet and leave me this precious souvenir.

The length of gold is about 15-20 cm. It is a complete piece without interruption. The front is dry and the back is wet.
, the taste is not heavy.

Belongs to the best products among the gold I have seen. As expected, the diet structure of beauties should be more reasonable.
There’s that black, gooey composition, all golden yellow.

I didn’t bring anything to pack at the time, so I had to take it out with my hands, took it to an empty room, and wrapped it in toilet paper.
OK, then go back to the office and get out my water glass.

Afterwards, I was never willing to eat. When I was eating at noon, I hid in a place where no one was around, and took this yellow
Take out the gold, appreciate it carefully under the sun, taste the fragrance of the gold, and can’t help but feel vented
.

Then I put the gold in a place where no one was around, and I was going to taste it the next day, but unfortunately, the next day
Gold has started to get a bit stale, showing signs of corruption on the third day.

I plan to dry the gold with fire, but after drying, the smell of gold is gone, and the weight is less
After reading a lot, I lost interest and burned it directly to ashes.

(2) I was almost caught today

I always take gold directly with my hands. If my hands are dirty, I can just wipe it with paper, and it can still leave the fragrance of gold.
I never wear rubber gloves for gold, and it is inconvenient to wear them. When someone comes, just throw the gold
Hold it tightly and put it in your pocket gently, just don’t touch the pocket, anyway, the clothes can be washed, and people wear gloves
It’s not good to see it, it’s my principle to travel lightly.

Today I went to the old place to steal gold, and when I went in, I found two big entrustments, both of which were of good quality, maybe they were not from beauties.
But it must belong to a woman under the age of 30. I took one in my left hand and one in my right hand and came out.

As soon as I came out, I found a man walking in the classroom not far from the next door. I quickly turned into the men’s toilet and found a place to squat.
position, and then came up with a trick of the golden cicada to get rid of the shit, and threw the two extensions of gold in his hand into the ditch.

Originally, all the reasons were found, so it was said that I had diarrhea and accidentally entered the women’s toilet in a panic. Of course, I had to
There is physical evidence of diarrhea, so I have to sacrifice the two tuo of gold in my hand.

But after waiting for a while, luckily nothing happened, so I quickly slipped away. This place will not be closed for at least a month.
Can go again.

(3) Let me talk about the anecdotes and strange things I encountered during the process of stealing gold

When I was in college, I went to the women’s toilet every day to dig out feces. At the earliest, I went to wait at 6 o’clock every day.
There are a lot of strange things, let’s talk about them one by one.