Trick girls to piss and drink

Author: camogie
Word count: 10348
For a long time, my understanding of holy water has always been highly theoretical, and I never dared to think about it in practice until…
I have been working in Jinqiao Development Zone for two years. To be honest, when I was working in Lujiazui, I could still see many beautiful girls every day, but here in the development zone, it is difficult to even meet a woman when I go out during the day, which is depressing. Xiao Pan is a clerk in our office. The only good thing is that maybe the boss is afraid that we will collectively quit jobs, so he got this sexy girl and put it in our office to keep our eyes open. Her job is very simple, just answering the phone, pouring water when customers come, and discharging electricity to our group of nerds who can only do technology. It’s a pity that I usually travel on business, and I don’t have many opportunities to talk to her (actually, I’m already married. Although I live in two places, even if I talk to her, it’s useless to talk to me, right!), she gave me the impression that she has fair skin and a well-proportioned body. She is about 165cm tall. She doesn’t talk much at ordinary times, and she wears revealing clothes. I remember once she was standing on the phone and chatting with her friends after work. Maybe she was too tired from the chat, and the chair was far away from her. She had no choice but to sit on the table. The T-shirt she was wearing was just short jeans with a low waist, and she sat so high. The half of her waist was exposed at once. It may be because I didn’t get off work. At that time, I was sitting on a chair, not very far from her, so I couldn’t help sneaking a few glances at her. Suddenly, I felt like looking up from the bottom! It spread all over the body like an electric shock! ! A feeling of being conquered exploded at the height difference between the desk and the chair. I had only one idea at the time: slide the chair over…and bury my head under her buttocks… A momentary impulse was born in my mind: If it was her holy water, even if it pissed directly into my mouth, maybe…I can…accept it? !
But how could she?
We think it’s normal, but others think it’s abnormal, alas…forget it. So the already depressed life became even more depressed, but in my shallow consciousness, I found that I could already accept everything about Xiao Pan…
After the National Day, we had a relatively free time. The definition of our free time is actually that we don’t need to travel, so naturally we spend more time with Xiao Pan. Since everyone in the office except me and Xiaopan are basically smokers, there is always half or an hour after lunch for me and Xiaopan to spend alone, while the smokers take advantage of this time to smoke in the yard. As for the process we are familiar with, I will omit it here, and I think you will not be interested. But one thing is certain, although she likes to talk about sex, she is disgusted with SM. Later, I often dreamed, and several times I dreamed that she took off her pants and squatted on my face… .
The idea at the time was how to persuade Xiao Pan to take off his pants in front of me and pee in my face. After thinking about it, I thinkIt seems that there is basically no possibility. But my strong will prompted me to do everything possible – be hard-hearted! ! ! An operation to defraud holy water has been launched in my plan…
It was still after a working lunch, and it was still the smokers enjoying the sunshine with cigarettes in the yard, and it was still me and Xiao Pan. One of our colleagues asked for leave and went home because of a stomachache. Xiao Pan said that a relative (female) of hers had a gastric ulcer for almost 10 years and had been sick for a while. I joked, “A classmate of mine is in the hospital. They have a folk prescription for treating gastric ulcers. I just don’t know if your relative can accept it.”
Xiao Pan said, “The current folk remedies are unbelievable.”
“How do you know if you haven’t tried?”
She thought for a while and said, “What kind of folk remedy?”
“It’s very simple, just drink boy’s urine. It must be from a boy under 3 years old. Drink it once a month for a year.”
“Hehe, it must be a lie, I’ve never heard of it.” She smiled, “Why don’t you tell Lao Zhang (the colleague who asked for leave just now), let him drink some boy pee and he won’t have to ask for leave to go home.”
“He’s a man, he can’t drink boy’s urine”
“Then why?”
“It’s only girls who drink virgin urine, and men who drink the urine of girls who haven’t given birth (I originally planned to drink virgin urine, but Xiao Pan has a boyfriend, even though he’s a nerd, but I’m afraid… Hehe, in order to succeed, I have to think about every detail), preferably at your age, 25 or 6 years old.”
“Nonsense, I have never heard that drinking urine can cure diseases, it must be useless”
“People who cured the disease would definitely not tell others that I cured the disease by drinking urine, right!? So of course you don’t know.”
“I don’t believe it, I feel so disgusting, someone would be willing to drink urine for treatment”
“Hehe, I actually have a mild gastric ulcer. There’s nothing I can do about it. I’m on business trips often.”
“Hahahaha, then hurry up and find a girl to pee on you.”
“As a friend, if you don’t help me, who else should I go to!?” After I finished speaking, I stared at her
“Stop joking, haha! Then I’ll bring it to you in a bottle tomorrow. What if you don’t want to drink it?” She kept laughing as she spoke.
“It’s useless to bring it to me in a bottle,” I said with a smile,
“Why?” she asked curiously.
“Urine can cure diseases because it contains a ketone. Once the temperature is lower or higher than body temperature, this ketone will be decomposed quickly, and the medicine will be useless.”
“Then what will other people do?” She was a little unwilling
“Think about it yourself, if you want to quickly enter the mouth of the patient (I can’t help but laugh at the thought of becoming a patient) while the urine is warm, what do you think should be done?”
She lowered her head and hesitated for a moment, then suddenly she raised her head and looked at me with wide eyes: “Ah!! It can’t be directly…!!!!” She looked at me in surprise, waiting for an answer.
I nodded.
“Haha, no way!!” She obviously didn’t believe it, “Didn’t everyone see it?” After she finished speaking, I felt that she blushed a little….
She tried to sit back in her seat and I blocked her. She looked at me warily “What are you doing!?”
I said, “Actually, I’m just kidding. It’s not me anymore. It’s a friend of mine who has a mild gastric ulcer. He asked me to help him find a partner.”suitable candidate. People have high requirements, (1) must have a formal job; (2) must be healthy, beautiful and sexy